That awkward moment when you forget the name of...
mustbeaweasley: heyfunniest: Can you pass me that thing? and the other person is like, what thing? that thing!… the thingy! -__________- THAAAAAT SHIT!!! FEATURED AT HEYFUNNIEST. FOLLOW NOW! Happens at work all the effing time. “I’ll have some of that, uh… uh…” “Lettuce?” “Yeah, salad.” Okay.
Dumbledore: Hermione Granger, 2 for you.
Dumbledore: Harry Potter? 4 FOR YOU, HARRY POTTER! YOU GO HARRY POTTER!
Dumbledore: And, uh, do we have a Neville Schlongbottom?
Neville: It's Longbottom
Dumbledore: Oh, here Neville, 1 for you
Dumbledore: and none for Draco Malfoy bye
You Know You're Trans* When: #1955 You have...
hermisterperfect: I thought about this. What the shit? Other people have this?
staringontheedgeofsafe asked: Glad you enjoyed the things I posted so much that you reblogged so many of them. xD
pyromaticsatanic asked: Stop it Kelsex, you're making me want sex when I should be studying for finals. ):