Moon's Garden: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD →
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My aunt sent me a $250 check.
Graduation announcements: The best investment EVER.
jack-sparrow: oh right. the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco’s poison.
misswendybird: keepyourcorsetstight: drbippy: Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter But Depp’s love interest, Helena Bonham Carter, should be played by Johnny Depp. All to a Danny Elfman soundtrack.
My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment.
densityschild: there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
me: omg im going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and ill have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
me: is that cake
rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck.– John Green (via classof1969)
i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
dropkickanun: a-corner-of-my-universe: pseudobitch: p3nisp0w3r-: OPFIOHJKSDJFKJSDHFJS OH MY GOD I AM CRYING I can’t watch this because I’m laughing too much and my dad’s going to ask what I’m doing and oh my god Top 5 funniest things dfslkdjfsd EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS FUCKING GLORIOUS!
me all the time: what am i even doing
myspacefamosity: nicki-minaj-a-trois: AHH OMG WHAT WHST