June 2012
Moon's Garden: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD →
gunsandwwands:
bromancer:
sporkaganza:
araneasgrip:
closettrolls:
raikbeard:
sixthrock:
boku-no-neopets:
immortalsmoke:
owlites:
gravityisforsuckers:
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE…
THKBNFFJSTHLAYDG
My aunt sent me a $250 check.
Graduation announcements: The best investment EVER.
May 2012
jack-sparrow:
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
misswendybird:
keepyourcorsetstight:
drbippy:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
But Depp’s love interest, Helena Bonham Carter, should be played by Johnny Depp.
All to a Danny Elfman soundtrack.
My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment.
densityschild:
there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
me: omg im going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and ill have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
me: is that cake
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
“Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck.”
– John Green (via classof1969)
i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
Watchdropkickanun:
a-corner-of-my-universe:
pseudobitch:
p3nisp0w3r-:
OPFIOHJKSDJFKJSDHFJS OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
I can’t watch this because I’m laughing too much and my dad’s going to ask what I’m doing and oh my god
Top 5 funniest things dfslkdjfsd
EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS
FUCKING GLORIOUS!
me all the time: what am i even doing
Watchmyspacefamosity:
nicki-minaj-a-trois:
AHH OMG WHAT
WHST
