surroundedbyglasscasing: ssun-childd: videohall: 3500 pound walrus practices his vocalizations Let me love you…
hanakatsumi: foxnewsofficial: i hope they use comic sans on your gravestone
the-elven-queen: thebestkickassasian: just-a-skinny-boy: Australian advertising is freaking brilliant. The bowing down was the best by far. can this exist in America?
my-greatperhaps: fueledbydoctorwho: pizza-maniac: videohall: Clam eats salt “Weirdest video you’ll see today.” oh god ew? ew fuck I ate one of these things today never again
im not cleaning that up
REASONS WHY I DON’T TEXT BACK.
angelo-taruc: I forget. I’m too lazy. The conversation wasn’t going anywhere. I was asleep. I didn’t know what to reply to, “Haha lol k.” I was busy saving the world. You’re boring as fuck.
echte: i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone
releasethemurderbirds: My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” from The Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom. “What’s this, what’s this? There’s products everywhere. What’s this? I think it goes in hair.”
zikau: THIS VIDEO MADE ME SO STRESSED OUT.
My significant other
Is great at sex.
penis-hilton: GET DA WATER NIGGUH.
ieatbrainsandthrowdownn: mushu-the-drag0n: quintwinning: outcastsandrejects: hakunamatataaas: nicoosuxx: i’m going to hell, i know. but i can’t stop laughing. omg save me a seat dude. i literally cannot stop laughing- it’s so terrible Seriously just reserved my spot in hell omg. Like legitimately fucking DYING over here. my.. face… holy.. shit… GRAVITY D: i cant stop laughing...
A cat with no legs
cry8a8y: brilliant-smallfish: xmayb: AWWWW COME HERE STUMP BABY I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU omgdsa;lgks I have never been so torn between thinking something is cute and wanting to cry about how cute and sad it is sad;lfk
americagiveup: Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.